Pocket Watch Owl
difference between a...?
lesbian and a trisquit?
trisquit is a snack cracker
peeping tom and a pick-pocket?
pick-pocket snatches watches.
near-sighted marksman and a constipated owl?
marksman shoots and shoots and never hits.
girl in a bathtub and a girl in church?
girl in church has hope in her soul.
choris line and a magician?
magician has cunning stunts.
blonde girl with the runs and an epilectic cornfarmer?
cornfarmer shucks between fits.
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